How to make fake cum？

Introduction: What is Fake Cum and Why Make It?

Fake cum is a synthetic or homemade liquid designed to ahem mimic the real deal. It’s usually made from harmless ingredients like water, flour, or food thickeners—basically, the kitchen becomes a mad scientist’s lab for… creative purposes.

Why make it? Well, let’s just say people have diverse needs:

Movie magic! Porn and adult films use it for, uh, dramatic effects .

DIY fun! Some folks enjoy crafting their own… special effects for personal or partner play.

Pranks! Because nothing says "hilarious" like leaving a suspicious puddle on your roommate’s chair.

Two methods to make fake cum

In fact, there are many ways to make fake semen, and I'm going to show you some of the most realistic and practical ones.

The first and easiest method:

All you need is water, syrup and milk, plus a little black tea.

Mix them together and stir until you get some bubbles. Look, if your jizz is flat like a cheap beer, you’re either dehydrated or doing it wrong. Aim for that premium lager foam, boys.

Of course, with a little arginine, you'll get full marks on the odor scale as well.

I've got a more lab-grade production method here:

• Pour water into a saucepan.

• Pour rice and 1/3 flax seeds into it. And cook until the rice is cooked and boiled.

• Allow the mixture to simmer until the rice becomes fully cooked and soft.

Next, carefully strain the concoction through a colander placed over a deep bowl, collecting the thick, gelatinous liquid that drains through while setting aside the solid rice remnants.

• To this opaque, viscous fluid, incorporate a teaspoon of starch, stirring thoroughly until completely blended to achieve the desired consistency.

Of course, you'll have to figure out how to keep it warm. The appearance and consistency of this product closely resemble real semen.

Some accessories you might be interested in

Fake semen should of course be paired with a squirting dildos to make your mischief and NSFW more playful! So I'm going to recommend a few products from our Venusfun below.

Tips for Realism and Customization

For odor, you can add a small amount of arginine powder—just make sure it’s food-grade or safe for use.

For texture, starch or edible guar gum can help fake semen mimic the consistency of freshly ejaculated semen.

For color, milk is probably the safest option, though keep in mind that healthy semen is usually off-white or slightly yellowish. If you want a more accurate hue, grass-fed milk tends to match better.

Safety Precautions

• Stick to skin-safe, non-toxic ingredients : Unless you want your DIY project to become a permanent (and awkward) part of your life story. Trust me, 'fake semen mishap' is not the kind of conversation starter you want at parties.

• Watch out allergies: Before full use, always test a small amount on your skin first, just like trying a new skincare product. This helps avoid potential allergic reactions - because unexpected irritation is never a good surprise.

• Pay attention to hygiene: Clean your tools immediately after use—especially silicone toys. Any leftover residue can become a breeding ground for mold.